my profile pic says i like to drink beer, watch south park (squinting), and sneer. i sometimes were a dog nose, have orange hair, and like to wear scratchy wool pants. mostly this is penance for things i do after drinking lots of beer. this is also not really me, but an animated representation of me i created so it's like really fucking postmodern because this is not just the self-image i am portraying to the social networking community, but the self-image i created using an existing template complete with its own independent associations, then pawned off as some authentic representation of who i am. it's also not really me because i don't want you to know what i look like because i think you're a douche for looking at my facebook page. so fuck you. i'm going to go drink more beer. roof roof.