My profile photo says irony because I'm being, like, 2x American. People laugh at the photo and make witty comments about the number of flag-related things I'm wearing but really it's my way of saying I'm a flag waving American. I'm a flag wearing American, dammit. Ironic, because I'm a foreigner and cultural critic of the U.S., but sometimes a pig lies down in the mud for a bit. Also, if I ever try to get permanent residency, I'm totally going to facebook my INS agent and get, like, 5 more points for the residency criteria, for sure.